I wannas sexs uuuuu
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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