I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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