Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
whose parrot is this?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Those nachos came to me in a dream
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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