Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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