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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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