She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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