Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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