i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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