dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
