So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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