real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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