I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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