People with herpes should wear stickers.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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