oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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