some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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