Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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