You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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