Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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