A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
