So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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