Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
love makes seman taste better
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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