ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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