So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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