I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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