This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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