we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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