Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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