Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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