we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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