He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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