just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
So here I am, sexting at work.
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