How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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