Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I want her autograph on my taint
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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