This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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