He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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