Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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