On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I need to calm my uterus...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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