I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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