Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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