I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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