I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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