I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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