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I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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