A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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