dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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