My nipple is on Facebook.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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