Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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