Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just google imaged poop.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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