There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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