I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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