The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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