Non-Jews are for practice
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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