soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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